To say that he will make America great again is a phallusy and this candidacy is going to put him to the testes.

I’m so tired of watching Donald Trump try to take flaccid ideas and erect big plans. He cocks it up everytime. Thank you for helping him with his peen, er, dream.

Further proof that Trump is a dickhead.

I just played this w/o my headphones as I sit here on the commuter train and my BF sitting next to me was like “Oh God, is tht YOU? are you really farting out loud?” Bad idea, but hilarious nonetheless.

Fart jokes contain more substance than anything to have ever exited Trump’s mouth.

And there it is, there. He -like a lot of politicians - start tossing out phrases that make people applaud without saying anything.

a whopping 2 women of color in that ad...cool...

We should never forget that he only got the opportunity to be the most inept president in history by being one of the most inept baseball executives. But I’m sure in his tiny little chimp mind he thinks this one moment validated both.

I think we forget that the people didn’t want him. Gore won the popular vote and Florida, well, was Florida.

Nothing like seeing people blindly support a known war criminal who stole one national election to make an American want to seek political asylum.

Oh horseshit.

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Theory: since movie premieres come with parties and open bars, maybe she's just trying to stay away from that?

cunning linguist. . .nice one. you had to give a proverbial pat on the back for that one, sir.

Oh...you gotta show Harper's reaction to being hit. Good stuff.

Why Lord? Why did you let my parents give me a name that will inevitably be manipulated into a Deadspin screen name?

I know, Isn't it great!?