“Moreover, Devi and its movements depicted in Overwatch did not match with characterization of the goddesses in the scriptures, Rajan Zed noted.”

Well, Hillary IS from Arkansas after all...

Uh...No...No...That’s not right...no...

Seriously? You tellin me they had to message and Instaslam and bliggety blog over THIS? REALLY? Fuckin stop it ppl. You don’t have to live out your lives over the phone simply because you can.

Let’s send in Piers Morgan to interview her. I’m sure he will conclude she couldn’t possibly have committed a crime.

Was it one of the girls in the picture?

Gabby Sidibe, without a doubt, wins this round with a brilliant display of sarcasm. Well played Gabby, we salute you.

A vote for these child-bearin’ hips is a vote for motherhood, and a vote for motherhood is a vote for family values. Family values are good for America. Hell, Family Values ARE America! God bless America, the Cosplay party gets my vote!

Right? Movie Ramona completely did not do it for me. If it had been me, there would have been NO movie...I’d have kept Knives.

Gemini’s Twin. Best. Name. Evah.

The model here, looks bewildered, himself, at what he is wearing. Looks like he’s thinking, “Um, really? Can I have my money now and some real fuckin’ pants?”

Not okay. It would be totally wrong to judge this person as filthy and disorganized. Don’t hate.

“You will not laugh, you will not cry. You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you. If you survive training, if you ladies leave my classroom, you will be a computer. You will be a Minister of Math praying for equations. But until that day you are pukes! You are the lowest form of calculator on Earth! You can’t…

Yeah, the burgers and fries at DQs in Texas are top notch, and I love that chicken fried steak sandwich, The Dude. Keep your Blizzard, I’ll take a Peanut Buster Parfait. Yum.

I’d love to vote your way but I’ve taken so much money from the gun lobbies, they own me now. If I vote against them, I’ll be the next person getting shot.

...And this is why, seeing bears, sharks, alligators on TV is WAY MORE than enuff for me. I’m good with that. I’m totally good.

It can’t be the guy in the second picture. Ashton Kutcher is already married to Mila Kunis.

Damn it. I was really hoping the rumors bout him and Rhianna were true, just to break this blonde supermodel parade he maintains.

You know we’re recording, right? Does the name Mel Gibson ring a bell?