Dude Protomartyr already exists. 

I always thought the foot is sticking out of the Falcons’ logo because it’s supposed to look like an F.

I mean, that last one will probably just happen on its own.

The Cameroon player deep in English territory didn’t have any interaction with the subsequent play, and thus is not subject to being called offside. The player whose back foot is barely offside is the one who received the pass and sent it on to the would-be goalscorer.

ah, wow. Is it just Phoebe on her own performing monologues or are there other actors performing?

And it is EXTREMELY socially and culturally damaging to have an increasingly influential group of people make EVERYTHING about gender and race because it means every single work of art gets filtered through this one ideology...

Far too many times have I seen a woman rise to power as a champion for other women, only to make clear her vision of feminism is only for white women.

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

Guess Trae Young and John Collins weren’t cool enough lol

Guess Trae Young and John Collins weren’t cool enough lol

It’s good that one of Deadspin’s soccer writers caught this. I have a feeling the other one missed it because he’s midway through a 5,000-word paean to Gerard Deulofeu after he did something good today.

Once again the Alabama GOP candidate has spent much of his adult life courting 16 year olds

I spend my days writing about Roombas from the 1950s, teen hackers from the 1980s, and movies that American presidents watched while in office.

Lauren, can you please take over full-time for Billy? I genuinely enjoy your concise, well-written, well-thought out articles that are not the length of Hammurabi’s Code.

roughing the kicker not called on the last play.

I like pleasure spiked with pain and getting tossed from Lakers games. 

People come to things in their own time, in their own ways. As long as they are getting to the right place, we should celebrate that.

These guys may be the only team defeated by the Magic all year. 

Nobody cares.

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?