billycrystalmethlab
Billy Crystal Meth Lab
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Well if you can convince the entire football world to change the way they describe them, that’ll be quite the feat!

You know where they don’t have 8-0 games Billy ? Time for you to get that Vela LAFC jersey and the Real Salt Lake scarf to go with your Red Bulls coffee mug. You know you wanna do it baby ! You know you do ! It’s only a matter of time before you’re sitting across from Kate Abdo discussing El Traffico or the MLS Cup.

Yeah Netflix probably should’ve just done that.

welcome new blogger!

Every now and then Verlander gets a little bit closer to patching their relationship, but every now and then he falls apart too.

The default, basest fandom for all sports is “I want to win win win and if you do something that makes winning less likely then FUCK YOU!”

Soccer snobs reeeeaaallly gotta get over themselves

Deadspin hates soccer and *really* hates MLS. It’s become a fetish for them to shit on MLS at any and every opportunity. It’s a weird little sad obsession at this point.

I strongly urge you guys to see how Southampton scored their goal against Liverpool before completely shitting on LA and the MLS in general.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

God Deadspin’s MLS coverage is so annoying.

For the time being, you actually can. Assuming this is protected NLRA Section 7 activity (which is very debatable but still a color able argument), Purple Communications, Inc., 361 NLRB 1050 (2014), held that employees who have been granted access to work electronic communication methods (mainly e-mail, but Slack

“I’ll give you a goddamn crick in your goddamn neck . . .”

Saw the picture and was like, “Dope! Deadspin is finally doing an article about the awesome and entertaining love-fest between Acuna and Albies.” Saw the headline and was like, “D’oh! Not today.”

if they have to move within 100 miles of their home for mental health reasons”

Gotta love the “Minnesota Nice” motto on their scarves. MLS (and even the under leagues - I have the Riverhounds) is really good with some of their branding and fan outreach.

Shouldn’t we respect the Amazon workers strike?

Shouldn’t we respect the Amazon workers strike?

Or, better yet, you could not cross the picket line while Amazon warehouse workers are striking!

Or, better yet, you could not cross the picket line while Amazon warehouse workers are striking!

Disclaimer: there is no joke in this comment.