Add a letterbox: Letterboxes (the black bars on the top and bottom of the screen) make your digital shot look wider than it is—giving it an appearance that’s very similar to actual film.

Farther than your paycheck.

“Mr. Engler then looked directly at me... ‘well give me a number.’”

This is all backwards. The key to breaking the Marginot Line was crossing the Ardenneado.

Except for you know, Miami...

No, it really isn’t. They’ve done a really good job of coming away from that, and giving DP money to players in their prime.

Are drugs like klonopin and Xanax banned substances? Serious question.

“This is the first Academy Award for The Player’s Tribune.”

No one told you how to tip. People asked which servers prefer, and she told us. That’s it. Literally anything else you’re feeling is, well, exactly that: your feelings.

“Gimme a T!”

I live in Manchester NH and in 2005 the love of my life died of an aneurysm. We were both Catholic school teachers. She had been for 30 years and I for 24 years.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Fucking Tammy.

LOL

I’ll take even a 10% reduction of the chance that I’m going to pass a flu virus on to an elderly person, an infant or an immunocompromised person. I’m young (relatively) and healthy, and I work in an office, ride public transit, and work out in a gym. If I get the flu, I’m infecting thousands of people before I even…

Same. One of the finest albums of the millennium.

Ok, came here to post this. Well done.

Hey, let’s say the best movie of the year was one that says just because someone’s a racist, that doesn’t mean they’re not a perfectly nice guy.

Dear Hurt Again,

yes, and then you basically just write a couple paragraphs making fun of him. You wrote: “I mean, if this porn thing was that big of a deal, you wouldn’t have plopped around whimpering “please don’t” for two years while it happened.”