The MLS All-Star Game that Atlanta hosted was the second-most attended All Star game in American sports history.

I used to think your MLS takes were just dumb. Now they’re dumb and outdated.

Atlanta currently starts Vince Carter and we already made Melo a jersey for the Wheel of Fortune/Jeopardy! block that he was a Hawk.

“I’m a man! I’m 40!”
- a non-snowflake man in response to people making fun of his quarterback on the internet.

Do you think Louisville just left a four-sentence note expressing how sad they were to do this mid-season?

I’m not sure if it’s Arsenal fandom - to me, it’s a reminder that for a few years, Arsenal players had more graphic, near-career-ending injuries than other teams.

Good thing for Orlando: they fill it with fans who assault opposing fans before entering the stadium. Opposing supporter groups get bused in to the door, then bused back out to a rotating neutral location!

Also, it really looks like his Trump or GOP-du-jour going up to dunk is absolutely going to miss.

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Bingo. Dude only touches MLS to talk about either A) Zlatan or B) how much he thinks it sucks.

And I’m telling you the league is drastically different from what it was even four years ago. There are teams that are finding near-immediate success just from investing in younger talent from all over the world versus an older player du jour.

Drogba’s refusal to play on turf also did that Impact team in that season.…

Who? Dude was so flash in the pan he’s playing in Phoenix in the minors right now.

TSN commentators are hot garbage.

Players that dominate MLS lead their teams to the post-season. Zlat can enjoy his top-3 MLS goalscoring title, but Galaxy will win fuck all this season. LAG needed a striker like they needed a hole in the head - Ibra was brought in to sell merch.

What a great write-up about two non-playoff teams!

Wait til I tell you about “sink cheese”, then you’ll REALLY lose your mind, chief.

I know a narc when I see one. That backswept hair and chinstrap shadow beard? *points*

Their crest is the best in MLS.

I have to say, I’m enjoying Deadspin’s coverage of the second most popular summer sports team in Atlanta

I don’t know, I’d say he killed it.