used to be punch drunk. now just drunk drunk.

you rip on espn all day long, then take their ledes and their highlights like it’s your job. and then you make us sit through 16 seconds of commercials for a five second clip. you either die a hero or see yourself become the villain.

I lived in LA for three years. One day it started raining at 5 AM and I woke my girlfriend up and was like “IT’S RAINING.” Think she was mad? Hell no! We sat there and listened to it and had a nice moment of relief. Sunshine every day will drive you crazy.

this is greatest, most insightful comment ever. and i am not kidding.

big stretch.

Hey Donald, I’ll piss on you for free.

Hey Donald, I’ll piss on you for free.

I need someone to help me out here. If players are accused of the university’s definition of misconduct, without a hearing of any variety, IS it a violation of due process? Because it seems as though preventing someone from doing something (i.e. players playing football) without any sort of legal hearing does seem…

because the force was strong with that chip thingie.

YEP. You think he’s going to bust through the door and then BAM he’s in the room. I let out a little scream. Darth Vader is awesome.

maybe they killed them all so it made sense that they aren’t heard from again in any of the sequels. All nice and neat like. and remember when princess leia says in episode 4 “people DIED getting these plans.” she wasn’t lying bro.

LYING down

Okay. I’m going to break this lie/lay thing down for you assholes.

Man you are an insipid sack of shit. Making plans isn’t a bad thing. Making plans is a good thing because if you go out there just swinging your dick, THAT’S when you fail. Or don’t reach your goals. I set all kinds of goals in 2016 (including rock climbing, you judgemental sack of shit) AND accomplished them. …