Educate yourself, dumbass.

People fucking up my property value is my business. My money, my business. See how that works?

No shit! Back in the day, we would’ve just flattened the tires and burned it to the ground. What a bunch of pussies people are today.

You don’t know the DNC, if you think they won’t find a way to turn this into a loss in November.

Yeah. Ellen looks great though, doesn’t she?

“Surrender to me, Tina Fey!”

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It looks like Donald Trump Funds NAMBLA.

That’s neutral talk, mister.

I just sent it back to Amazon for a refund. Amazon is the shit!

I just sent it back to Amazon for a refund. Amazon is the shit!

Site’s really gone downhill.

You’re looking at it all wong.

“Gas Mileage” Try that in your headline and see if you don’t sound more intelligent.

That’s a man right there. A stupid man. But, a really tough man.

That, or an adult capable of using your goddamned brain.

Yeah, but it’s the fantasy of a Chinese person!! How dare they fantasize about a white protagonist. /s

Make that movie and let’s find out.

China can make their own movie.