Is that from the extended dance mix of "The Bear and his Wiener Fair"?

Here—use mine. *pen badly chewed, bent*

"One, two, four o'clock, six o'clock COCK! Seven seven eight o'clock, ten o'clock COCK! Nine ten eleven o'clock, six o'clock COCK!" - Bill Haley, shortly before being institutionalized

Brimley's Choice

I think my favorite moment from the whole season was Will Arnett's line reading of "destroyed…my life…destroyed…our life…[shrugs, cheerfully] destroyed our life!" (I'm probably misquoting).

It's a mighty thing, to be sure, though of course on its own it doesn't justify a television show. Add a toned midriff, though, and BAM—instant classic.

I didn't understand the midriff reference, so I searched it and ended up staring at pictures of her goddamn midriff until my inner Shane MacGowan started singing "Dirty old maaan, dirty old man". I guess I'll have to go off on disability again.

Pretty goddamn good, especially Jason Segal. I would have gone with Aubrey Plaza for Mick Mars.

Let's all cool down with some sentient, emotional water.

It's a spam account. Its use of the word "net" was just a happy accident, like that time I accidentally punched Tom Cochrane in the face.

Come Smell the ExcrementExcitement!

I, for one, am still not convinced that there is a state called "Michigan".

Their surprising deftness at the loom. You think they're all aloof and haughty, and then BOOM! Heartfelt tapestry!

Jaxon has become relatively common, at least up here in wherever. I suspect the double-x version is far more rare.

I agree on the heels, though I don't really like high heels on anything. I know it's supposed to be sexy, lengthening the legs and making the butt stick out, but it just makes me feel sorry for the feet of whoever's wearing them. Stilettos remind me of Chinese foot-binding. I'd far rather see a nice pair of sandals…

Pirate5: At Credibility's End

*breaks out Daytimer calendar, and the phrase "punch Johnny Depp" is written on every page*

Judging by the box office receipts of Cedar Rapids, not really. It made about $7 million, which apparently is not very much. He hasn't been cast as lead since then.

It can be both!

The pattern on the leggings are also suggestive of camel toe in the top-right photo: http://shop.livetheprocess….