All it takes is the mention of that name to make me start giggling like a madman.

Sweet Gold Bond Lotion

Here's hoping they finally get to the truth about gwavity.

*Listens to first three seconds and starts nodding his head enthusiastically*

This is a tragic blow to the unnecessary man-scarf industry.

(*discreetly closes a drawer, but not before the audience can see two severed nipples in the drawer, sitting beside a sign that says "Jack White's Nipples"*)

Of course YOU'D say that—you have the sloping forehead and brain pan of a stagecoach tilter!

The bearded lady I used to tour with could create a false backstory that could move you to tears. I wrote all about it in my song, "Won't You Buy A Postcard?"

Yeah, next they'll be labelling me as a hermit for living in a one-room tarpaper shack out in the bush and blowing up oil pipelines!

Downvoted for public introspection.

Lighten up, Francis—it's a joke about a popular hashtag, so it makes sense to express it as another hashtag. How else would you make the joke?

Downvoted for desiring upvotes.

But he needs praise! How else could he possibly be happy with his own artistic output?

I strongly recommend muting the commercials—they really spoil the mood that Hannibal works so hard to create. One moment you're in a dark, surreal landscape with characters trying to manipulate each other, the next moment there's some jackass announcer yelling "next Tuesday on Wipeout—you're not gonna BELIEVE where…

♫ Gang bang, titty titty gang bang, titty titty gang bang we love you ♫

Then I can dig it.

No no, it's Wonder Woman who gets tied up in every issue.

Please let them cast Jessica Raine as the 20-something Elizabeth—she was born to play her.

Host: "Can we please have your answer, Wilfred?"
Wilfred: "The answer is Gerard de Rigaude, a Huguenot who moved his family to rural Lincolnshire in the year 1483"
Host [sympathetically]: "Ohhh, I'm sorry Wilfred—the answer we were looking for was 'tits'"

*nods head encouragingly, respectfully wipes jizz into Meth Lab Shenanigans' hair, retires to jizz lair*