badgers badgers badgers badgers, mushroom, mushroom…

Giant gloves?

♫ You're one microscopic cog in her catastrophic plan, designed and directed by her two giant hands ♫

♫ rock the hipsack, rock the hipsack… ♫

MENDOZAAAAA!!!

If you're in Jersey, for example, Dawn would usually be pronounced "doe-un", but with one syllable.

Well, Canadian prairie for one. Probably around the Great Lakes too, where I imagine both sound like you're saying "Don", except you're holding your nostrils closed.

I reserve my precious bodily fluids for Red Sonja.

Batman v. Superman: The Long Duck Dong of the Soul

I confess that I haven't the slightest idea how to use html tags in disqus. In fact, until your post I didn't realize that people use tags. Spaces, strikethrough, those little musical notes people use sometimes—all that stuff is beyond me. Is there a good website to walk me through it?

How COULD you? Oh wait…

A vast whiteness. The icy grip of a blank winter. No borders to mark our lack of place, just the howling wind and the voices of children crying through a broken telephone. The frigid, shattered dong of justice.

Whenever someone mentions Jon Hamm's schlong, my inner Bender starts yelling "HAMMBOOOONE!"

yes yes, and if you want to make fun of my legendary love of cashews, you have at it!

I've never been obsessed with that, I just got amused and jumped the gun because I suck so hard. Mea culpa.

I'll leave quietly.

Oh shit. Sorry. Where's that damn bell when you need it?

I'll wait for the porn version—"Batman v. Superman: Dong of Justice". EDIT: I SUCK.

I DO know what you mean, and I am happy to confirm that she will be playing a character named Mimi Rose.

You have said yes, implying no. That is incorrect—the correct answer is yes.