I scream

Actually it is the other way. Something else has to be determined to have moved it, otherwise it will be assumed he moved it by grounding his putter.

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

If I’m Phil Kessel, I’m taking out a full-page add in the Toronto Sun which would read “KISS MY ASS, STEVE SIMMONS. Signed, Phil Kessel, Pittsburgh Penguins.”

Kessssssssssssseeeeeell!

Best sports city in the world. Fuck all of you.

That was touching when they let Marc-Andre Fleury take a turn holding the cup.

Any truth the rumor that Leitch is considering raising funds to buy Gawker media just to put a stop to the reporting on Cardinals losses?

Why do you have to be that person?

This is also a good take.

Orrrr buy the Fiat and stop worrying about resale - since you intend to keep them and drive the piss outta them like you’re supposed to.

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich

“...as rare as a virgin’s queef”

This article is missing some insults hurled at manbaby Dana White. He is terrible.

Every time I see stories like this I figure Goodell is steaming “why can’t I get away with shit like this...”

I have TBD in the second round by international object.

To me, this is MUCH more impressive than a Tundra with a million miles.

He should drive it to every Corvette club meeting and watch all those diaper rubbing chucklefucks have a heart attack that a Corvette has more than four numbers displayed on the odometer.

This is my favorite disclosure I have ever seen, and it should be worn as a badge of honor.