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Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

This is the most explosive Man U have been all season.

If you’re truly a lifelong Caps fan, why are you commenting here instead of being dead from having shoved a pencil through your neck years ago?

7. 1986 Toyota Tercel

as the former owner of a 3800-powered LeSabre I approve this comment. (mine had a little over 300K miles on it when the transmission self-destructed from complete lack of service and being driven like a maniac. It still ran perfectly, it just couldn’t move more than 5mph anymore...) The thing that sets Buicks with the

Yup. This is “adequate man,” guys. Not “superextraordinarypretty man”

Counterpoint: these are all unnecessary unless you’re trying to be a model or something. Just practice basic hygene and you’re fine.

This is a bunch of horseshit.

My face is going to age gracefully like a well-worn baseball glove. Like Robert Redford. I’m pretty sure he’d drink Bay Rum before putting any of this nonsense on his face.

reminded me a little of this

First rule of a hit-and-run: Don’t hit so hard that you’re unable to run.

And his contract has now been terminated.

Yeah, I know when I get spikes to the tailbone it tickles!

Not enough corpses.

Soccer has officially made it in America. This could easily be, like, an Argentine second-division match.

“It could be worse.....”

Horse’s really are athletes!

What could possibly go wrong?

“Hold my beer and watch this” is right up there too.

It was perfect, but it never felt like it could really be mine.