“What are thoooooose?”

You can’t see it, but the kid was actually pointing to a roster of Hornets draft picks from the past few seasons

Canadians made hitchBOT, which is to say that they crudely assembled a broadly anthropomorphic heap of refuse and left it someplace for strangers to take care of for them.

THIS. The only way this story could’ve been more insufferable is if somebody made a “500 Days of HitchBOT” series out of it.

I don’t know but I bet Woody Paige and J. A. Adande have something to say on the matter!

Aleksandr Karelin 887-2, she’s got a long, long ways to go.

Truly a banner week for news on NFL stars who destroyed digital material under suspicious circumstances.

This is the hand that abruptly ends....

These NFL concussion stories just get sadder and sadder.

That is what we call a “Boston Baptism”.

Even the guy in the Eagles shirt is disgusted with this behavior. He would have also puked on the people around him.

Cause it’s pretty rude to tell a guy “Hey man, I know you moved here from Venezuela at 16 and have been a part of this organization for seven years and living in New York as a Met for the past three, but you’re going to fucking Milwaukee, and oh by the way you get to process these feelings in front of 40,000 fans and…

Wilmer is a nice kid who is being hung out to dry by the Mets or the media, which is it?

The old saying is that there’s no crying in baseball, but since the Mets don’t play baseball what Flores is doing is perfectly fine.

Bastard

I think this is a very accurate algorithm. I got 7 games for killing a famous African lion, but 8 games for drugging and raping a bunch of women. That accurately reflects Roger’s commitment to the domestic violence space.

I’m all LOL Goodell as much as the next guy but it’s not his fault the player’s union agreed to let him hear the appeals process.

So Stephen A Smith was right about Brady destroying his phone. This kind of wrecks havoc with my narrative of the Universe.