I still prefer the Simpson Bandit

Yeah the Avalon is a killer deal - you essentially get a Lexus without the Lexus price.

Your wife was right

but to paraphrase an old saying, never attribute to corruption that which can be adequately explained by ineptitude.

Best throw I’ve ever seen.

Think of the kids!!

They found Paul on the golf course and he assured everyone he would be ready for the start of the season

Please fire Berman. Please fire Berman. Please fire Berman.

SO HOW MUCH ARE THE RIVERS PAYING YOU TO SCHILL THEIR SHIT, MR. DRAPER? and is it pro-rated by flow?

Got it. Filed to: STRANGE HILLS TO DIE ON.

My bad, thought it was PNC Park, but I'm only going by what the 50+ signs around the building I'm a season ticket holder to say

He looks frustrated but it's not like he blew a Gasquet or anything.

Only in baseball can someone show gratitude by tipping his hat and then giving himself an over-the-pants handsy.

There’s your problem....that’s not good.

There hasn’t been that much ginger on my TV since the last Gilligan’s Island marathon.

+something pithy

This is not a good day for England.

Are you kidding? It’s been about 25 years since our mens team has come close to being this good.

FTFY

In a world where women strive for their deserved equality, we have found it in the English national teams.