How have you made it this far in life?

He would have passed the NFL concussion protocol.

Exactly how long would she last on ESPN? I would give it until the first commercial break before they would suspend her for three weeks.

I think only a portion of the people watched for the cars. My wife loved the show and she couldn’t give a shit about the cars.

Too soon?

“Today’s airing of Pardon the Interruption has been canceled in observance of today tragic events.”

I know the NFL is desperate for an new stadium but lowering themselves to failing Italian restaurant tactics is stunning.

LOL... Idiot. That is insane. Full price buy back and crush the cars? LOLZ

Tasteless and extremely funny photoshop contest on Deadspin in 3...2...1...

+1

I was waiting for that in the video.

That’s a manly look.

Hail to Pitt!

I am buying the ESPN report as closer to the truth because I want that to be the truth. I want to the circus to be real.

No shame if that is the reason you are buying it too.

UNC pays for that kind of academic disregard.

This is a “Get off my lawn!” post.

Luckily for the players they have a nice strong union that can make this happen.

Oh wait...

This is the best part of my day.

Hey its not like he sprayed him with bleach.

He saves those types of premeditated attacks for family.

“That play we called will always be there to drive me. I wouldn’t change it, I think it was the right thing.”

— André Maginot

The Union complaining about Goodell appointment himself as arbitrator is kind of laughable.