Shuuto? GREAT EQUALIZER MY ASS!!!

Why the f*ck would they ever have to pay a toll?

So totally beat me to this joke...

I raise a glass to you good man.

Greatest silent films of all time:

1. Watch These Fools Try To Shove a Gigantic Couch Into a Very Tiny Car
2. The Passion of Joan of Arch
3. The Lodger
4. The Wind
5. Metropolis
6. Getting hit by a car
7. Snake Fucker
8. The Artist

Exactly what I was thinking but those are mostly parts. Lots of cars but if you are looking for vintage or classic parts its the biggest name on the list.

This was great until a bunch of assholes decided to debate whether or not boomers are old.

Class act.

The guy who has the ball spending most of the match just chilling behind the line of dudes...

"In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish..."

Cheese on the 15 day DL after a strain.

Update: Strained cheese 15% off

But they are married now so its all good...

Let's all take a trip to Imagination Land with Chris...

Wait is this Tom Brady #4 or #5 representing Uggs in my latest issue of GQ?

I demand that my androgynous New Zealander footwear only be endorsed by Tom Brady #2 or better!

This. This. This.

Photo of Johnny Manziel circumcising a Filipino baby: $50

Ass.

Penn State Giant Eagle*

*Also known as Penn State McKeesport**

**Later named Penn State Greater Allegheny

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

After we were done making fun of his hair we discussed his obvious make up.

A guy who never played for Noll. This is like the lamest trolling ever.