“He wants to be Derek Jeter”

His friends could see that picture

This. All Day. ChickenMcBooty gets it.

It does pay...in spades. Everyone should strive for excellence, that’s not a “white” value it’s a human value. Speaking properly without give-away intonations, expressions and speech patterns which allow people to automatically discriminate against you before they even see you is important. It will certainly get you…

With no supercharger and a lack of power, this Durango is more of a quiet riot.

Headline is a bit misleading as it makes it seem like they closed all women’s restrooms but they didn’t. Them doing this probably makes sense from a demographic standpoint but they did a horrible PR job on this. As for the unisex bathroom idea I don’t think any woman wants to be the bathroom with a drunk hockey fan.

Having had the unfortuate experience of having to shit in a (men’s) bathroom at more than one sporting event, I can say with fairly solid authority that making some of the bathrooms unisex is not a great idea, unless the women of Edmonton don’t mind sitting on urine, feces, vomit, and god knows what else.

First, the headline makes it seem as though the Oilers converted ALL their women’s bathrooms to men’s, so my outrage meter had dipped significantly by the time I finished the article.

“What does the future hold for Deadspin’s AL East coverage? Let’s just say we’ve got a few ideas up our sleeve.”

So you’re saying the Mets let their gaard down.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Be nice if they had their first round draft pick. But then 8-8 seasons don’t come cheap.

You know, user-uncompensated content

It’s not baffling at all. It’s spelled wrong.

He’s the one that spelled it wrong tbh.

h/t Shoryuken!

Just reading the headline, I was sure this was going to be one of HamNo’s death row inmate correspondences.

I’m fairly certain the anti-Berman is salad.

And yet Stephen A. still has his job...

So, not newsworthie then..