If that’s your reasoning, the Umpire is about 9 feet tall

That is exactly how I took it. “Your best guys aren’t even here, our are!” says the team that lost 8-0. Poor burn.

“None of our main guys say no to the baseball classic.”

Nothing has ever hurt Maradona’s feelings more than seeing this.

Unless she was prepared a certain way, in which case he could have been through the wurst.

I’ve been through the worst.

Everyone knows you get seafood in Indianapolis.

In other White Sox news, Plainfield High School senior Nick Prah will be back with the team this season running the video camera behind home plate and creating video montages. His job also includes roaming the stands to capture fan videos, editing together replay and end-of-inning video clips.

Items on Joe Paterno’s latest expense report.

I’m gonna guess on a party of 23 (!) the tip is included on the bill, hence it being typed and not handwritten.

He has a great chance of being this generation’s Jerry Dybzinski, and guys like that don’t come cheap. 

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

When Cleveland fans were asked if they would still go to the games, even with the stars benched, they simply stated “yes, what else are we supposed to do here?”

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

No surprise here. Revis had someone else cover for him.

Yeah, I saw that too. I guess I was just looking for something more specific, like a quote from Brigham Young about Satan’s sick outlet passes or something.

Well, on a national level, over 4,000,000 people voted for Trump in California. That’s more than Clinton’s totals in every state except Florida and New York.

Congratulations on being one of the assholes ruining a once good site.