2015-2016 Warriors points in the paint: 43.8 ppg

Who wants a hooker that doesn’t move?

I didn’t say Arkansas

He’s wearing shoulder pads to watch a football game.

Hamilton Nolan is going away soon, right?

The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.

sounds great, but my guess is the $900 truck payment is going to crush his DTI and there will be no personal loan. Also, if the APR on the Tundra was 8% Im guessing the FICO isnt so hot either

Um, Diana, we don’t do apologies either.

Damn, a fair and valid criticism. I regret the error.

Diana, if you’re gonna write for Deadspin, you’ve got to follow the style guide.

You do realize that your cookie would suck 99% less if you replaced those god-awful raisins with good ol Chocolate Chips!

While the NCAA has its flaws, he didn’t have to go to LSU if he didn’t want to. He could have played professionally elsewhere.

I absolutely loved the show, but this is a 100% fair assessment. There were a number of inconsistencies and plot-holes throughout the first season, but also a number of hilarious moments, intriguing characters and interesting relationship dynamics that left me wanting more. I feel like (hope) all that unexplored…

It is odd that a soccer writer demands resolution of every plot.

Represents it pretty well to me, signed an actual Atlanta resident.

Grandpa: “Look, I’m driving an Audi on a shit ton of coke! Pretty cool, huh?”

Kids: “That’s not how that works! That’s not how any of this works!”

Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

700 mile isn’t far for a “rare” car.