I’m sure the Academy voters threw DeMille a bone—he was old, getting ready to kick off, so give him a consolation prize Best Pic Oscar before the six foot dirt nap.

I actually watched this a while back. The whole thing’s on YouTube.

Bad drama is hilarious, yet bad comedy is unbearable.

Liz, I will follow you anywhere and vote for you for anything.

It’s his ego. He can’t stand even the smallest criticism from anyone anywhere without attacking them personally. He can’t live with anything but unconditional support. So while yes, the Repub Senate probably won’t kick him out, the very idea of being impeached is working on his tiny cottage-cheese brain and driving…

Donald Trump’s number one fear is being held accountable. He has dodged accountability his whole life so even the prospect of being punished for wrong doing sends him into a lather. There are plenty of Republicans running interference for him but that doesn’t stop this from being a mark on his presidency. He thinks…

I view the time I waste on something like that an expense. I could spend that time watching a better movie, catching up on yard work, playing a video game I like, going for a pointless but relaxing drive in my car or even just lingering extra long to comment on jalopnik from my phone after taking a shit and any of…

Oh no! No mention of the hilariously-awful Biker Boyz?

Out the window or take the stairs?

“Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate.... I believe that he will attach Iran sometime prior to the election, because he thinks that’s the only way he can get (re-)elected. Isn’t it pathetic?”
-Donald Trump, November 2011

Please try watching 200 mph and then tell us which is worse. Do it for science!

I nominate Knightriders for worst motorcycle movie. First and only movie that I ever rented. 

Meh, you can be a Best Picture Oscar winner and still be so terrible, your jaw will drop when watching. Not only is it the all-time worst movie, but it includes a fairly good circus train wreck—mostly done with models. I’m referring to The Greatest Show on Earth from 1952. Your eyes will roll up into your skull so…

Well Jesus Christ please don't leave us hanging, how fast did the cars go?

This is the only Superfast video that anyone should watch.

They actually have a parody movie of Taken, it’s called... Tooken.

Did anybody else read, “Ripe for parody” in a Tobias Funke voice?

This belongs in the metaphorical hall of fame.

I figured Scary Movie was good because of the Wayans boys’ participation and not these two. As it turns out, according to Wikipedia Friedberg and Seltzer were working on another similar script as the Wayans’ were and they were added to the credits of Scary Movie even…

Those movies by Zucker are proof parody movies are hard to make if you actually want to make it funny . I wasn’t a big Scary Movie fan but Keenan’s first movie. I”m Gonna Git You Sucka” was a great parody of black exploitation films.

In one sense, this is a shame, as the over-the-top pretentiousness of the F&F series has always been ripe for parody.