Raised by a cop, has ZERO respect for officers or the law. Color me surprised.

Stunningly, another armed and dangerous white man taken into custody after a murder without being killed.  I wonder what he got from Burger King.

Yes, but if you bought the Quattroporte...

Cats will command the take over. Dog are just the paw soldiers. 

How do you expect an explanation when she has a cigarette in one hand and is texting in the other?

The car on the right is me on the highway every day: “Oh jeez, Karen in the Buick Encore one lane over is scrolling through her Facebook. She’s drifting into my lane. Don’t hit me don’t hit me don’t hit me don’t hit me. Phew!”

But you were never in an injury accident in your Volvos, so their reputation stands.

..and your last car????????????

“fell squarely onto the 240's roof”

Fuckin’ A.

Killed me as a kid in “Scrooged”. Legendary character actor. People like him bring stories to life. R.I.P.

when it comes to race, white people are always, always wrong.

There are only three reasons that anyone would conflate blackness with undereducation, laziness, unemployment or dope dealing:

I used to daily a Sidekick Sport, the longer 4 door version, and even with the weedy 4 banger it wasn’t always easy to keep it in a straight line if the weather was dodgy. Having that much motor in a wee little go cart is a recipe for smokey donuts and like any consumer of excessive donuts your life expectancy is…

Now you're just fucking with us.

You may be on to something here.  I think I’m gonna ask a black friend to act as a distraction next time I go shoplifting!

Cops are so busy racing us around the store chasing after Black folks for just existing they don’t notice all the White people stealing shit. 

My hottest take: 11 second 0-60 times are perfectly fine for the average commuter.

Breaking them in isn’t bad. I’d just oil them up, tie a ball in them and put them under my pillow at night. In the morning you've got a nice seat ready to have a catch.

Oooh, the Corsair! I occasionally see them at shows. Not often you see a V4 nowadays.