Timmy is an ass

Timmy got me hooked on vaping but he's so cool!

Tesla’s so-called Gigafactory 3 was built at lightning-speed, with construction beginning in January and production beginning, well, apparently now.

“Just the good ol’ boys....”

Off the topic, but...

Don’t forget this gem...

I believe it’s from Swanee River starring Al Jolson and featuring the songs of Stephen Foster, a blackface trifecta. 

Any car at practically any speed in the middle of a snowstorm. That’s when I always imagine I’m piloting a spaceship. 

Y’all.

Black Lives MAGA, no doubt

I disagree. Nearly half of voting Americans did the dumbest thing ever three years ago.

Gonna risk the social justice points and just state that “gender reveals” are the dumbest thing ever.

Growing up my dad had a 1979 Lincoln Mark V which was essentially the same car. For a vehicle nearly 20' long it had one of the most cramped backseats ever. My Kia Soul has more goddamn legroom than that thing did.

That’s a beautiful truck interior. I especially like the swooshy looking thing on the steering wheel, very classy. Lordstown will build $6,000 worth of trucks better than the Mexicans or the Somalians would. I have tremendous respect for electric vehicles. And broads.

So, my very first car was a 1979 Cougar XR-7, in GREEN, with the white landau top and white vinyl seats. My grandparents bought it brand new, and were finally feeling inclined to let it go for something newer and with fuel injection...

There was no car more undeserving of a T-top roof than this behemoth.

I love that someone thought this made any goddamn sense

Even billionaires want to feel like they are part of the in-crowd.

I drive by the one in Plano TX multiple times a week. It’s right across from the new Toyota headquarters building.  Never seen anyone use it, but they seem to rotate the cars regularly.

Yup, I’ve seen one in the Rockville, MD area off of 270