Uff da indeed. Soah, what’s the store-y then? Ya gonna tell us? Or just make us watch some video? (my spirit animal is the snow shoveler in Fargo, whose clone lives down my street in a Mpls suburb)

No one gives a fuck, Stick to politics!

It is from Parks and Rec

Who says they are being treated as employees? Employees have rights under the law and to be blunt these athletes have none. Their scholarships can be taken at any time but hey you knew that. I mean I am certain that Nick Saban, Dabo Sweeney, Coach K & all the other power brokers in college sports are interested in the…

Uh then what would all the coaches that make millions off the backs of these men do. You are so right they should get a job, I mean isn’t that what kids that want to go right to The NBA out of high school want to do? I mean their god given talents should allow them the opportunity to earn as much money as they can as…

I graduated high school in Detroit in 1979. Let me tell you a story.

And while you’re a scholarship athlete fulfilling your athletic obligations, you have year round: practice, team meetings, conditioning, mandatory social and charitable events. If you had to do all that, do you think you’d have time to complete a rigorous college course and study schedule? I know you’re a troll so…

My boyfriend’s son will be handing them out. So, we’ll see what he does.

Give young people all the money. They’ll spend it. The economy will grow more robust. It’s certainly better than giving it to the crusty old white dude who’ll just stuff it under his 32 goose feather mattresses. 

You better believe they’re going to “company store” the hell out of this concession. “Oh, of course you can use your image and likeness, but that Duke logo is going to cost you 50%.” “Yes, we’re billing you for the uniform cleaning fee.” 

What about Circus peanuts? 

WHOPPERS.

From the time they were very small, my daughters kept a very close count of every piece of their Halloween candy. If they were feeling particularly generous, I got a piece of candy corn or a random type with a small bite taken out of it (to verify they did not like it.)

Jfc, white chocolate?? Won’t somebody think of the children?

It’s my first year in this house. I want to make a good impression.

But we’ll always have this:

And I think it’s the height of hubris to act like you know what God thinks. Science is already not on your side here. Good try though. 

I will take ALL your malt balls, thanks.

Omg I lost a baby tooth whilst biting into a Bit-O-Honey as a kid. The tooth was stuck to the candy. It was so gross.