I’m not quite “onion on my belt” years old, and without hearing Swift’s version I can’t imagine why anyone wants to remake September.

Upvoted. So you’re saying the competition committee has to write up what constitutes a play-ending fake kneel from the victory formation. If that’s what is needed, it’s what is needed.

Agreed. I’m waiting for (and not relishing the idea of) a QB fake-kneeling to the point where the officials will go to the video replay to determine if his knee touched the ground. (I don’t even know if I’m kidding.)

I’m a Democrat who has never heard of the guy.

I would have thought that a nod to Rodgers and Hammerstein would be obligatory.

There is always a place for an R to tell Democrats what they’re doing wrong and how to fix...

What little pisshole Texas school will hire her next?

I am so ignorant I don’t know if you’re kidding. Either 1) I learned something today or 2) that’s a good joke and I totally fell for it.

Lorne, did you overestimate the success of Fox News’ The Half Hour News Hour?

not-yet-actually-finished Kurt Warner

Krusty the clown’s no-audience-appeal schtick with the buck teeth and awful accent was, what, twenty-five years ago?

But after Stuart Varney gets through editing the footage, who could tell?

You could post a video featuring the actual Jesus Christ, but if it says Fox Business, I’d still be on the fence about clicking on it.

Is he wearing a “Make Serie A Great Again” hat?

Miami aren’t trying hard enough to tank properly.

The absolute Last Person in the World who should open his yap on this subject?

It never amazes me about how there’s always a place in the mainstream for some shitheel R to tell our media betters What Democrats Want (and What Dems Should Do).

My state doesn’t have any really big-time crooks* so I guess the worst in my state would fall under “Big Time Small Time Crooks”. I don’t mean in vile badness, but just in reach and impact.

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...I’ll show myself out.