As Britons go, Stuart Varney is almost starting to make me miss Piers Morgan.

But I can still send my mule out for FGs, right?

I know! Best part is that I learned with only about an ounce of gas, and that I did it outdoors on packed dirt instead of inside the garage.

When I was a tween and had to clean up a mechanical something on my minibike (Briggs and Stratton engine, yes, I’m that old) I took an old toothbrush, and then poured a bit of gas from our metal 5-gal can into a Styrofoam cup.

I had read that reproduction of the horse was edited in some appeareances by XTC because of the male appendage, but I’m no expert.

Yep! I’m an American who only knows about the horse from the XTC album (the same way I learned about Nonesuch Palace).

So, is this one on the famous chalkhill horse just the right size?

an enormous waste of space between the dashboard and the large, slanted windshield

Just...tell us what beach or park you’re going to this weekend, so all the normal folks don’t have to deal with your happy horseshit in real life.

Is the title a purposeful nod to “I Can Cook Too” from On the Town?

Poor people need to have “skin in the game”? Wow.

Ugh. Ignore my other reply—I hit Post by mistake.

Sometimes the kicker is tackle-making material, like Janikowski. But that’s rare.

I came here for this. Take your star!

Bret, you fucking snowflake, why don’tcha quit TV while you’re at it?

Sady Doyle at Medium codified this action by her media lessors very nicely, months ago:

This ad sums her up quite nicely.

I have heard* that this time around that donations to Collins have really shifted and she’s getting most of it from out-of-state groups. Is there anything you’ve seen “on the ground” in Maine about that?

Jerry Jones had realized that winning wasn’t actually integral to making money

So what is really at the heart of the respectable media’s panicked and outraged reaction to the news that right wingers are searching their social media for things to troll them with?