an enormous waste of space between the dashboard and the large, slanted windshield

Just...tell us what beach or park you’re going to this weekend, so all the normal folks don’t have to deal with your happy horseshit in real life.

Is the title a purposeful nod to “I Can Cook Too” from On the Town?

Poor people need to have “skin in the game”? Wow.

Ugh. Ignore my other reply—I hit Post by mistake.

Sometimes the kicker is tackle-making material, like Janikowski. But that’s rare.

I came here for this. Take your star!

Bret, you fucking snowflake, why don’tcha quit TV while you’re at it?

Sady Doyle at Medium codified this action by her media lessors very nicely, months ago:

This ad sums her up quite nicely.

I have heard* that this time around that donations to Collins have really shifted and she’s getting most of it from out-of-state groups. Is there anything you’ve seen “on the ground” in Maine about that?

Jerry Jones had realized that winning wasn’t actually integral to making money

So what is really at the heart of the respectable media’s panicked and outraged reaction to the news that right wingers are searching their social media for things to troll them with?

Yep. SpaceX should put itself near, oh let’s say, a fertilizer plant.

5th gear: Honda’s new airbag.

I’d feel better if Hugo gave a ruling.

Manifest Destiny's Child

“Mr. Starr, a call from Michigan State on line one,. They want you to clean up their reputation.”

This is a newly-found version. I can’t tell if it’s fake because it seems too perfect.

Is The Villages one of the places where you can drive golf carts around?