Jerry Jones had realized that winning wasn’t actually integral to making money

So what is really at the heart of the respectable media’s panicked and outraged reaction to the news that right wingers are searching their social media for things to troll them with?

Yep. SpaceX should put itself near, oh let’s say, a fertilizer plant.

5th gear: Honda’s new airbag.

I’d feel better if Hugo gave a ruling.

Manifest Destiny's Child

“Mr. Starr, a call from Michigan State on line one,. They want you to clean up their reputation.”

This is a newly-found version. I can’t tell if it’s fake because it seems too perfect.

Is The Villages one of the places where you can drive golf carts around?

You get a star for knowing what the Caldecott Medal is. The op-ed itself is fictional enough for a Newbery, but not good enough.

an anti-communist newspaper linked to a doomsday cult

Living a state away from where he made his name (sic), I remember who Lincoln (“Hey, you’re blocking my view of Martin O’Malley”) Chafee is.

David M. Willis, webcomic creator extraordinaire, nailed this three summers ago, and he has to keep reposting it because it never goes away.

Steven Universe cosplayers: Practice your fusion dances!

I would sorta like two lion heads for the NY Defenders. I mean, aren’t they supposed to be Patience and Fortitude, the statues outside the NY Public Library? At least that’d be local.

Wow. “Her own prison” really sounds tone-deaf.

state of our society indicates

Reverse: Is “In My Merry Oldsmobile” the first really popular song to mention a car brand?

A supergenius tried this?

What’s going on in this fan art?