You missed the part where he fought with his parents, got disowned and disinherited, and has been making his own way since 18 (checks sources)—

This has a real Acme / Wile E. Coyote vibe to it. And Wile E. and the Roadrunner have never seen a tree, far as I know.

My favorite thing about deplorables?

“Cornering in both directions”?

Lifelong Nutmegger here. I’m not crass enough to make a “What if it were James Dolan?” joke, but I’m crass enough to put that idea in your heads.

Jonathan Goldsmith is the name of the actor who plays this role, and (per the wiki) he was born to Jewish parents in NYC.

There’s a reason (Washington) was the favorite team of the American Nazi Party in the early 1960s.

Preseason should be over. These fans are clearly in midseason form.

Not gonna lie: When I read the headline I thought this had something to do with ICE and the people (called coyotes, sometimes) who traffick humans.

I have not seen any of those movies—not out of anything but inertia— and cannot weigh in.

Agreed. The suburbs are where a large chunk of Americans live now, a much greater percentage than 70 years ago.

On my laptop, I scrolled down to only the first line. I was muttering “today” before I saw your qualifier at the end.

How many outtakes will their be of the dogs sniffing each other’s butt?

Anyone else rooting for Barnestoneworth United?

I’m still waiting for a doctoral thesis to prove or disprove my favorite alternative propulsion theory.

Correct me, but I’m guessing that his father was a blue-collar guy and he himself has a college education, owns at least a dozen dress suits for his work, and feels like he’s not drinking manly enough. And if he’s not drinking manly enough, by God, Democrats are even worse at it.

If you want to be gobsmacked by the kind of taste money can’t buy, I recommend McMansion Hell, by Kate Wagner.

Tangent: I am not-young, and a radio amateur. I got my license back when ham radios had tubes in them.

Or “The NRA is sorta squishy. We need a group who’ll protect our holy Second Amendment.”

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