Ooh, that’s a good look on her.

Hey, some of us love the “ballet”!

Whose strata of ignorance is that? I forget but someone once codified “Not knowing that you don’t know” as the lowest level.

Someone should inform him that his poll numbers would skyrocket if he donated one of his livers.

No approving tweet from Sue Bird yet? I’m sure she’d like it.

My wife and I watch lots of womens’ hoops and soccer, so I’m only used to seeing them with “game hair”--functional and tied back. Which one is Harris?

Yesterday was it “Don’t open a boiling hot radiator”?

“Oh, you can buff that out!” — Homer Simpson

Anyone wanna bet they tried to invite that cartoonist Kelly from The Onion?

Fight Fiercely, Harvard!

Speaking of Legally Blonde: I know you have a million suggestions for future installments, but let me make it 1,000,001 with The Solid Gold Cadillac.

As you mentioned (or implied) Richard Lugar is not serving. Neither is Sherwood Boehlert, nor Jacob Javits.

While we’re on the subject of framing, The Daily Beast sez

Dear Ann Landers: It’s July and 90F in New England (not one of the hotter places in the country). Should I switch to a summer weight lube, or maintain 10w-30 through Labor Day?

Reverse: Are you saying it was a Golden Age?

I’m not-young. My siblings and tootled around on little motorbikes off-road—no motocross, just enjoying trails. Then at 16 we each got a motorcycle license.

Didn’t midsized (aka small) pickups typically fare worse than half-ton (aka standard) back 25-40 years ago?

Okay, that is one I’ll have to admit made me laugh hard, and then become a bit embarrassed at laughing at.

For (especially) Bret Stephens and David Brooks, Matt Yglesias has your number:

This may be apocryphal, but at a Yankee Stadium Old Timer’s Day, when the roll of the dearly departed was on the scoreboard, Yogi Berra was supposed to have said