I was 80% there. If you quoted from an article saying they are “under the aegis of the Mississippi Dept of Agriculture, to highlight the citrullus lanatus industry” I’d have believed you outright.

“They ain’t stickin’ around for the ambience.”

Serious question: What color is yours, and you looking for matching or color combo?

Serious question: What color is yours, and you looking for matching or color combo?

Almost the same as mine (in cerulean blue). Love it.

Almost the same as mine (in cerulean blue). Love it.

I’m not surprised, but it’s good to have things “everybody knows” confirmed by research.

There is no conversion difference; trying to bomb a womens’ health clinic is misogynistic whether you have a 55-yard-line on your football field or not.

Chuck Todd, I expected more of you.

Millenials...seeking to balance indulgence with portion control...(popularized) Chicago Metallic’s Slice Solutions brownie pan set, which includes dividers to create 18 brownies.

I can’t say re her looks.

Tangent: I never thought I’d be asking this, but

All my best cocktails are made with the help (okay, reliance on) those little booklets strung around liquor bottle necks.

I’ll always have Mr. Frond’s re-spectacles to fall back on.

Oops. Thanks for the correct.

It’s like the cheap beer market: The axiom goes that 10% of the buyers are responsible for 90% of the sales. (While it’s not an exact number, it is pretty dang illustrative.)

As a disinterested guy from a suburb several states away, these things don’t seem trivial to me.

Drinky Crow was Buckley? Damn; I shoulda known that.

The capper: “Volitich” isn’t exactly a super Germano-Nordic-Anglo-Saxon sounding name to me. I wonder how far she’d get before the real purists turned on her anyway.

Per the AJC, a whopping total of 13 tickets were bought with this discount.

InfoWars always can use someone with this guy’s creds.

One Twilight Zone quote ran thought my mind: