The agnostic in me wants to say “the Satanic Temple is doing God’s work”.

You had me at

“Abe Lincoln wrote his campaign speeches on a shovel with charcoal. That’s good enough for prisoners!”

Nothing prepares people for upwardly mobile job hunting and interviewing like getting washerwoman’s (sic) knees and mopper’s back.

Why not just put Eleventy Gazillion Dollars in the press release, Wal-Mart?

Also, he’s just asking for it by saying

CNN top floor: “Hello, HQ.”

I want something on the Grammycast about her. That’s 2 1/2 weeks; hope they do right. Not just a photo in the montage..

The liberals I truck with have been laughing at J D Vance for months.

Hey, that poster was campaigining hard. The Ross Perot Award for Winning Over Communities Not Like Yours ain’t gonna give itself away!

Dickerson’s another Beltway Inbred. If pulling him away from Face the Nation would make that any better, I’d be interested.

many a great woman has been overcome by the spell of good D

“I thank the Lord that the Back Judge who ignored my doing chin-ups on my opponent’s facemask is merely agnostic, and not a full-blown atheist.”

SpongeBob! Ooh, millions of kids (well, they’re not kids anymore) are gonna run across Coach or other things and say “Patrick’s on TV!”

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

He’ll do anything to be president!

I gave up the Search for Session’s Integrity long before I heard someone’s best nickname for him.

Obama as the first guest?

“Mud-tracking” was my thought: Obama left things clean like any good tenant or seller and the next guy treats the place like a pigsty (apologies to pigs).

I once lived in an apartment complex where at least two folks would warm up their modern, small cars (4cyl early ‘00s fuel-injection) for 5 minutes in 50-55F weather.