going away for a while to nurse your wounds, another Holy Week move

he’s actually a cool bad boy who loves to party, show some respect

Carlson, making his trademark ‘watching two dogs in full 69 at a distance’ face

It’s depressing that so many people’s takeaway from 9/11 was that extremism looked like a lot of fun.

Dana Loesch is looking more and more like a villain who’d turn up in an X-Men movie who openly criticizes mutantkind, but turns out she’s Mr. Sinister in disguise or whatever.

First of all, everything makes conservatives feel threatened. It’s what they do.

#TeamNakia b/c it’s more than one way to start and win a revolution. I said this on another site, and it applies here also... “I think the film could use a thorough Fanonian reading but I will not do so here... In short, regarding the age old question: “can we use the master’s tools to destroy the master’s house?” I…

“Gimme a T!”

If we ever start putting these asshole billionaires in the guillotine, I imagine there will be a long line for pulling the lever on professional sports owners.

General non-alignment

I think unaccounted 10% are alabaster elves who only mingle with humans to battle Sauron.

Yes, I’m sure. And now I’m sure you’re racist, too. Also, I never said nor implied that poor nations are shitholes or inevitably shitholes, either.

I put in an application with the X-Men, but they haven’t called back. I know it’s because Wolverine be hating on me.

Take it up with Hegel son

As always, Black voters saved the day and avoided sending (another) racist, incompetent, asshat to Washington.

Yes.

if you can’t stand the cold, get into the kitchen.

Q: What are the non-asshole-misogynists among us to do?