C’mon, couldn’t they find a few more surfaces to place a Brabus badge on?  I only count 37.

That’s ‘Stable Genius Tax’ to all of you little people.  Now get me a coke.

I just use ‘incorrect’ for my password. That way when I forget, and the login screen says ‘incorrect password’, I get pointed in the right direction.

No. I’m saying if you substantially re-arrange something iconic, give it a new name.

Or...to the man with a hammer (gun), every problem looks like a nail (target).

What’s really impressive is that the population of the United States was only about 14 million.  Everybody, literally, had a Model T.

The lighting of tiki torches, the sewing of sheets...

It sounds like failure, the end of the Corvette line. Because everyone knows that Corvettes are front-engined V8s.

It’s not your blouse, it’s that moustache borrowed from a Hispanic teenager that I was funnin’ ya for.

3 MPG difference between city and highway? How slowly do they expect drivers to creep away from stop signs?

In the days of old, when knights were bold,

He’ll go to a fluff-and-buff rehab in the desert and come back all better in 3 weeks.

That’s jacked-up man, wrenching every pun out of this guy’s misfortune.

The power of Team.

Then it’s ratings gold.

Oaky, quit birching, these guys are very poplar.  Have you deciduous what wood cheery you up instead?

Yeah, but everyone else is ‘little people’.  Rules don’t apply to rich white men.

I don’t get it.

MURICA!