Hard to believe that any speed record exists now for 40 years.

I see what you did there.

Did Cejudo really do enough to rip the belt?  I dunno, but there needs to be an immediate re-match after Mighty Mouse heals up from his LCL.

“Come at me.”

Hey now, that’s just mean.  Just because it’s true doesn’t give you the right to point out to other people how gullible they are.

Louve it.

Trump is feral-smart. He knows what his base responds to; and bagging on “well-made German cars” is an easy win for him.

Trump is neither stable nor a genius. If you haven’t noticed this by now, by the powers of your own intellect there isn’t anything I can type up here to help you pull your head out of his ass.

Which tailpipe am I supposed to get my penis stuck in?

I usually delight in pointing out Trump’s failings and fvckery, but somehow I can’t get upset about GM giving up importing Chinese-made Buicks.

It was a joke, son.  Don’t believe everything you read on the inter webs.

Awww, you feel badly that the Holocaust wasn’t the first, only or the largest state-sponsored murder program in the 20th century? I didn’t even include the Turks vs Armenians, or Hutus vs Tutsis. That’s 5 million-plus genocides, but you want all of the attention and sympathy for your favorite one.  You are devoid of…

Instinct is a lie

Tally-ho?

Not to worry, at Go Daddy they are not Legge men, they are bigger fans about the up-tops.

Well, imagine yourself getting really, I mean REALLY excited about being up close and personal with a F-1 car.  REALLY personal.  Then take it out for a hot lap and put it under a black light.

The air doesn’t know which of the 18 slits in the front spoiler it’s supposed to go through, so it goes everywhere else.

I’ve got my popcorn ready. Let’s hear your take.

How about the genocidal holocaust perpetrated by the Brits against the Boers 40 years before Hitler?

What does that even mean?  Nazis aren’t leftists or communists.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m down with Jordan Peterson’s takes on the extremists on the left, but please try to understand the concepts you are promoting.