This list has a .98 correlation with JD Power’s client list, by annual revenue.  Ergo, Tesla isn’t on either list.

Ya, they came in next-to-last on their own survey of most-trusted sources for objective automotive data. So they re-worked the survey:

JUST THINK HOW MANY THEY’D SELL IF IT HAD A TURBO!!!

Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus. Sounds like the actual name of a Hollywood actor before his agent kindly suggested something like

No, no he didn’t.

Raptor, super crew.  Theoretically available for $60k.

Next up: lap-dance record. I’ve ‘finished’ in less than 2 minutes, although I rarely brag about this.

You suck at math. My loan calc comes up with $469.36 for 72 months. In sales-tax-free* Oregon. Across the river in Washington that would be $510 per month.

well played, sir.

I suppose I could just open a separate window...naaah.

I did but then you could see all my open tabs. Like the Mike Webb, House candidate from VA a few years back:

Not Roy.

Heaven is gonna get a 300 horsepower bump.

One, two, three, four, five...needs one more.

sh!t sandwich?

Clearly his wife isn’t Kate Upton.

At least one photo still exists, taken about 2 months in:

Brits. Love those double-radius shoulder on Weatherby rounds too, not crass angled shoulders.

Whenever I see one of these, in my mind I hear Marlin Perkins saying