the only thing you’re supposed to do with a Miata.

is it just me, or does this look almost exactly like a Tahoe?

That name just oozes confidence.

My “Friend”

New York, 1979

Yes, I am aware of the wonderful thing we call clean coal. And we could probably build one of these things with modern technology that wouldn’t turn everywhere it went into an industrial wasteland. But back then...

this is why the EPA exists, kids.

Ooh, ooh, I have an idea!

Realistically? Impala or Malibu. What I would like to see: “the new Buick” entering a Regal or LaCrosse.

Simple. He turned the liberal status quo on their blue-haired heads, actually tried to appeal to the working class, and speaks so convincingly he could sell a refrigerator to an Alaskan. Is he a good person? hardly, but when the rest of your friends down at the Democratic party are too busy pandering to the lazy…

If i had $50k lying around i’d buy that thing in a heartbeat...

The other other upside: muscle car looks with 30+ MPG

In other news, Subaru unveils its new Impreza WRX STI NASCAR stock car, Camping World Truck Series announces manditory 2" lift and chrome smokestacks for competitor’s trucks.

“Son, it’s time we have a talk about state emissions laws and CAFE regs”

But only available for sale in California, Oregon, Hawaii, Pennsylvania, and New England.

I got a Cadillac XTS. Of all the things that say me, a tarted-up Impala used for funerals isn’t one of them. Also, it’s in the same category as the C300, XF, and 5-Series according to them, because everyone knows that an American FWD land yacht is a perfect match for a European RWD sport-lux sedan.

Yup, that’s exactly what they need to do. Swap TDI versions of everything for plug-in hybrid versions of everything, invest big on quality control and driving dynamics, expand their dealer network further, build the Atlas, bring the Amarok over here, and sell the e-Golf in all 50 states. In the meantime, they should…

No, a turbodiesel V10

Oh, and RuPaul, Miss Hurst, and Gorbachev will be in the cabin with me, the lettering on the car will be in Arabic, and communication with drivers and crew will only be in swear words.

A thousand times Fuck Yeah. But only if I can drive the pace car. Which should be a Camry Hybrid converted to run on natural gas painted in the colors of the Swedish flag with a bunch of Bernie Sanders stickers on the rear window.