Oh, and RuPaul, Miss Hurst, and Gorbachev will be in the cabin with me, the lettering on the car will be in Arabic, and communication with drivers and crew will only be in swear words.

A thousand times Fuck Yeah. But only if I can drive the pace car. Which should be a Camry Hybrid converted to run on natural gas painted in the colors of the Swedish flag with a bunch of Bernie Sanders stickers on the rear window.

Yes. Have Tata buy the MG and Rover trademarks from that Chinese company that bought them out, and then resurrect the Austin and Triumph names. F-type based new MGB or XE-based Dolomite Sprint anyone?

I don’t think Amazon will start selling cars directly. What they would probably end up doing in the event they start selling cars would be to partner with dealers. You add a green on tan 2016 Honda Civic coupe with the cold weather and premium packages, for example, to your garage, and the nearest Amazon fulfillment…

1: GM X-Car

That's a great idea, having them drive around the worrrrrld in the VW jeep, explorer conversion van, and the LS-swapped POS jaaaaag would be pretty awesome. Now if only we could get them to actually do it...

Man, seeing a balding Jeremy, gray James, and bearded Richard reminds me how long they’ve been at this “motoring/talk show with snarky comments and raunchy jokes by three adult children” concept.

Yay, today is the day we forgot about trains! Lets celebrate by going on a road trip, which is so totally not communist, unlike those stupid passenger trains.

Uuh, I’ll just find the car used on Craigslist and buy it myself, but then again...

The ES300 is great. The Camry? Not so much...

Really? I thought it was an industrial meat slicer!

The Toyota Camry of delivering tofu: Toyota AE-86

Eh, I don’t think Canada’s auto industry will die, they’ll just start making vehicles exclusively for the Canadian market and then gradually idle the plants over the next few years while leaving the sales and marketing divisions open forever.

Well I almost bought a Miata, but the obnoxious owners, the fact that they make Starbucks look rare, and the chick car stigma killed it for me. Also I have a two year old, and I don't think it's possible to baby a Miata.

Ah. I only looked at your post.

Really? Where in the United States can I buy a new Renault Twingo?

Jesus Buick, stop trying to be cool and down with “da yoofs”. Remember the GS? The Riviera? The Riatta? The GNX? The SLP Regals? That “T-type all the things” phase back in the ‘80's? You will always be cool to enthusiasts, so instead of getting young people to buy your cars, get them to like everybody's cars.

That’s what they need. A boring land yacht to attract loyal customers. Screw China, forget about crossovers, I want a rear-wheel-drive V8 sedan with wood paneling, too much chrome trim, vinyl bench seating, and a column-shifted four speed auto. I’ll take mine in beige on tan with a black vinyl roof and a continental…