I don’t know that I believe what you’re saying but I’m totally convinced. Do you have an MBA?

They look like The Real Housewives of Paranoid Xenophobia.

I want to make a joke at your expense but I worry that you sincerely believe the things you believe. I mean, what is remotely acceptable about the assumption that a non-white person is a person whom real Americans are allowing to be in the country? It’s just transparently racist. It’s possibly the purest and least…

I see an angel telling me that you’re a sexual pervert.

So the deportation industry will replace manufacturing jobs? Doesn’t sound particularly sustainable!

“He took such great pleasure being a smug twit in Deadspin. Some of his smuggest and twittiest comments are archived on the family blog.”

1985?!? Jesus.

“at an event for the tuna company.”

This is a bad porno.

I’m a man who looks forward to going so I can explain to all the women why their march is bad before I tell them to be reasonable.

I bet it’s the rapey one with the grey dick.

You’ll be able to get past the paywall if you start private browsing or incognito mode or whatever similar thing your browser has.

BUT DOES IT AFFECT THE TROOPS?!?!

And on NPR yesterday morning: fleeing non-combatants were being executed by Syrian forces.

“By the way, I’d totally prefer my ashes get scattered at sea. I want a big Viking ship with a thousand oarsmen all dressed in black, and my grieving widow standing on the prow, announcing, “Oh, how he loved the sea.””

Oof. Nightmares. Makes sense though!

This seems astute and accurate to me but what the fuck is wrong with your friends that their fingers are falling off?!?

I’m confused because I know a few BDS supporters who are totally not anti-Semitic, and all the genuinely anti-Semitic people I know are weird paranoids whose anti-Semitism is about Jews running the world. So the BDS people I know and the anti-Semites I know (vaguely, from around) are just not at all the same people.

Thanks, tergemina. This is very helpful.

I don’t know about NY, but doesn’t the constitution provide individuals with rights that it doesn’t provide the state? An individual or group can espouse religious beliefs that the American government isn’t allowed to espouse. Maybe a student union and a diverse nation aren’t the same thing?