As someone who works in the legal field, it is amusing how many armchair attorneys are in this comment section. They don’t know what they don’t know and it’s funny.

Munchos are a freaking treasure. Nothing hits quite like them on a road trip.

I tried the churro and pretzel last weekend.

The churro was great, with a chew on the inside and a crispiness on the outside that was tons better than Costco’s old churros.

But the pretzel needs work. The ends were rock hard (when I bit into one, my daughter thought my tooth had broken because the crunch was so loud)…

Mine too. Jersey Mike’s tastes awesome, but the bread is always damp from the oil and vinegar.

Jimmy Johns’ turkey (the actual meat) tastes like fowl. Like old dark meat turkey that has been sitting too long. It isn’t great.

Way to avoid my point. I thought I made it simple, but I’ll try again:

Why intentionally offend a segment of your audience when there’s no need to?

Why do you only offend religious Christians and not other religious people?

Why do you get so mad when someone offends a person of color, a member of the LGBTQIA+ community,…

Just an FYI - when you are reviewing something like marinara sauce and you randomly throw in “Jesus Christ” as an expletive, you are being offensive to a wide swath of your readers. You are literally mocking the God we worship.

Try using “F@#ing Muhammed!” or “Buddha on a stick!” or any other reference to a religious…

You apparently don’t have kids, Maxwell. Those of us who do don’t want our kids to try to play a video game and get greeted by gratuitous nudity.

Want to stream naked? Move to OnlyFans. Want to keep your streaming platform kid-friendly? Get ready to put up with stupid superlatives like “prude” or “puritan” from dumb…

I have five kids and this was never an issue. If you raise a kid to be quiet and respectful, both in public and at home, they won’t be a problem in a restaurant. I used to take all five of them to restaurants by myself and they knew the expectations I had and behaved accordingly. I wasn’t violent, mean, or critical of…

I’ll play. “I don’t eat anywhere but Chick-fil-A and Cook Out. Everywhere else is not good enough to overcome having to hear Secular music the entire time. Hard pass.”

See how that sounds? It’s stupid.

LOL. It looked fine when I clicked Publish. Weird. And now I can’t edit it.

Nope. It’s not a recall. A recall involves having to take your vehicle to the manufacturer or dealer to have the problem fixed. This is an over-the-air software update. That’s all it is. But the Leftist media hates Elon Musk so they are framing it this way.

I once had a friend open a can of chili, eat it out of the can with a spoon, then go into my bathroom and have a bloody nose all over the place.

I’m not saying the chili caused the nose bleed, but it definitely stuck in my mind. Gross. (Then he made out with another friend, which was even grosser.)

There are two big problems with Hawaiian fast food:

“Words like “undercarriage” are now common vernacular, not just among pizza makers. The average pizza consumer now judges a pizza by its flop and pays attention to the particular crisp and crunch in a bite of crust. Hell, there’s whole dialogues revolving around the proper brand and style of tomatoes, and what…

It’s amusing to me that “mainstream media” like Gizmodo intentionally ignore one of the big factors for Disney’s recent run of flops.

Families are boycotting all Disney movies. Full stop. Because parents are tired of the woke nonsense.

You can try to ignore it. You can claim it isn’t happening. But just like the…

A spoon is not a food. How stupid.

Cherry cordials (the ones with a liquid center, not the cream-center ones) are delightful. Fight me.

Why does my comment showing that Hamas is evil and Israel is defending themselves gone? It’s not even in the grays. That’s some fascist shit, Alyssa. Silence the opposition, right?

It really *IS* that hard. One side of the conflict wants to eradicate the other side. Hamas clearly states they want to get rid of all Jews. If Israel is really engaging in genocide, how has the population of Palestinians grown by millions over the last few decades? They really suck at it!

Hamas - who are Palestinians…