This is such a weird “article.” Most of those foods look fine in stock photos. I don’t get it.

The one drawback to Taco John’s: their burritos. It’s like someone took a tortilla, made a tube out of it, then filled it with a handful of loose beans and some bits of cheese. There’s no moistness to it like a Taco Bell burrito. No lard like an authentic place. Just beans in a shell.

Sorry, I’ll clarify for those who cannot understand what I was saying.

The hot honey sauce *TASTES LIKE* sour vinegar liquid with a hint of heat. And someone at Wendy’s put *FRIZZLED ONIONS FROM A DIFFERENT MENU ITEM* on my sandwich instead of pickle chips. (I think they didn’t want to fry more, so they put a few…

What a stupid way to view life.

How long were you next to this guy?! You got to watch him finish a bowl of soup *and* scratch lottery tickets? I’d be moving far, far away......

Not at all. You do you. In fact, we’re saying the same thing: everyone processes and reacts to the world differently. My whole issue with these recent “articles” from The Takeout is they all start with the premise that everyone does things the same way as the writer. It’s weird.

Is “Jose and the Pussycats” better than “Josie and the Pussycats?” It sounds like two different movies, but it’s written both ways on that slide page...

“Like its previous entry, 2006's Wii Sports”

Why do liberals have such a problem with humor? NONE of these jokes are offensive. None of them hurt anyone. None of them are bad or wrong or inappropriate even.

I’ll take a world full of humor and jokes over a world full of whining and complaining any day of the week, even if the jokes come at my expense.

The next time you bite into a “delicious, juicy raisin” try imagining it as a plump spider whose legs were pulled off. That’s what my brain tells me the texture is, and that’s why raisins in any food are disgusting.

No, usually, and no. It’s odd to me how the writers on this site just assume everyone else experiences the world the same way they do.

If I’m ordering for just myself, I don’t write things down or repeat them over and over. I’m a grownup and can remember what I want to eat. If I’m ordering for me and all of my kids, I…

Bad takes are bad. The dosing issue mentioned below is a huge deal. So is the confusion of service issue.

But the most important issue: we don’t need more people going out to dinner, getting high, then driving home intoxicated.

Just tried the pickle fries from Sonic. They tasted good, but were “floppy” and could easily be folded in half. The ranch is a necessity for dipping.

Are you really this bad at journalisming? Your source is anonymous, but you leave in very specific details about them: “Kotaku’s source was the only permanent member of the team who is a native English speaker.”

Come on.

“Phloem bundle” sounds suspiciously close to “phlegm bundle.” Yuck.

I’m currently playing it and it certainly isn’t the best LEGO game ever made. There is a tedious amount of “run to the next checkpoint” nonsense between levels. And having to go through nine films’ worth of levels to unlock free play in all of them is also tedious.

Please - and I’m not a troll, I mean this genuinely - show me a case of a trans person being murdered because they were trans. Or an epidemic of it. A lot of people get murdered, but most transgender murders are due to domestic violence, aka from someone they were in a relationship with, not from someone who hates…

Cool, cool. I better never hear about a non-Christian’s view of my religion again either, then. Fair is fair.

Little Caesar’s “crazy sauce” is crap. It’s just tomato paste, basically. I always order the crazy bread without it, then get some of their jalapeno cheese dip for the breadsticks.

I pointed out the utter inanity of a similar article last week and another commenter asked me “Who hurt you?”

But the point is true: they’ve been filling space with nonsense articles.

Salt and pepper shakers are useful. That’s why they are popular. If you don’t want to use them, don’t. But this is a really bad take.