“I case you don’t know you are a person who can chose how fast they read, thus not impossible.”

LOL. Wut? English is tricky.

You know what’s really funny? I read things quickly, so when you type something you can’t “say it slow” for me. That’s impossible.

Saving two kids out of 8 is a hero. A successful hero. And you’ve proven my point quite well, thanks: grading non-academic activities on an academic grading scale doesn’t make sense.…

You forgot about how he was a member of the Pentaverate, before he went tits-up. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken!”

Indeed. And “a” running a restaurant is not regurgitating things you learned in a classroom all semester.

You didn’t really say anything meaningful, but thanks!

Having traveled multiple times with just me and my five kids, I’ve got this snack situation nailed down. It is especially important if you have a connecting flight, since you might be running late and not have time to stop for food in the airport.

Slim Jims (for the kids - I don’t like them) or other beef jerky
Fruit…

A “failing grade?” Do we judge all success rates on the high school grading scale?

“This fireman saved two children from a burning orphange, but six other kids died in the blaze. What a failure. That’s only a 25% success rate!”

That’s not how the world works.

The *only* affordable thing at Panera is the soup in a bread bowl. I can get two of those - both with broccoli cheddar soup and chips for the side - and feed me and my three young daughters.

Everything else is crazy expensive.

You should do some research on plastic in the oceans. Only a fraction of a percent comes from consumer goods like shopping bags. Most of it is microplastics that are cast-offs from manufacturing. In fact, most plastic shopping bags go to landfills, not water sources.

Seriously: do some research. We’ve been lied to.…

I also can’t believe you didn’t include [insert my favorite game] in your non-exhaustive list of examples of games everyone already knows about!!! Waaaaaaah!

I bet you’re fun at parties.

HVR LVR = Have her? Leave her!

It’s an anti-engagement ring.

What happened to cultural appropriation? Shouldn’t the skin colors of the voice actors match the skin colors of the characters? I thought that’s where we were at...

“Organic: relating to or derived from living matter.”

Every bit of food we eat - except for some minerals, I suppose - is organic. Someone realized that if they used different production methods (“safer” pesticides, more humane animal pens, etc.) they could sell their food for a lot more money. They called their…

“If everyone doesn’t react to the world the way *I* react, then it’s their own fault for being morons. Amirite?”

You sound like a real quality person to know in real life.

I literally want zero of these items.

I literally want zero of these items.

You should also not get it because it is not very good. The “hot honey” sauce is actually “sour vinegar liquid with a hint of heat” and the “pickle chips” on my sandwich was mostly “frizzled onions” between a few bits of pickle.

I definitely won’t order it again.

I bout a “Nostalgia” brand single-sandwich maker like this on Friday for one of my daughters for Valentine’s Day. We used canned biscuit dough, tomato sauce, pepperoni, and mozarella to make little hot pockets. She loved it.

We also put in pre-packaged cookie dough, and although the cookies didn’t cook perfectly, the…

If you order the regular spicy sandwich, add pickle slices for free. It makes it so much better.

I have no love for Greene, but this media focus on a slip of the tongue is stupid.

If you’ve never accidentally used the wrong word and can prove it, go ahead and throw stones and act superior. Otherwise you’re just being a jerk because she’s not on your side of the aisle/issue/whatever.

Seriously, Biden mangles the…

“Hook” is a horrible, terrible movie. No thanks.