billy-barty
Billy Barty
billy-barty

I just threw up in a box and I’m mailing it to your house.

I hate you.

Every time I bite into a raisin, my brain tells me it is a spider whose legs have been pulled off. Then I spit it out.

I imagine the textures are quite similar...

Wow.  That’s all I can say in response to your inane comment.

My son likes to listen to this kind of rap and it drives me nuts. I won’t let him play it out loud in my home unless he plays the “clean” versions of the songs. If he wants to hear the n-word and all of the other swearing, he can put on earbuds.

I don’t think this server is out of line at all. It would bug me too. And

C’mon. Olive Garden is not “fast-casual.” That term applies to restaurants without table service where you order at a counter, i.e. Five Guys, Panera, Noodles & Co., etc.

If you didn’t try Wingstop’s garlic parmesan, you aren’t doing it right.

And their boneless wings are where they really shine.

The Wendy’s near my work had breakfast in 2013 and they had the best biscuits and gravy I’ve ever had from fast food.  I ate there on a regular basis.  Sadly, they stopped serving breakfast in 2014 and it doesn’t look like the biscuit and gravy made the cut for the new menu.  :-(

Wait a minute... You mean to tell me that working a minimum-wage job means stupid long shifts and crappy job duties when it gets busy?! Who would have thunk it?

I remember working for 14 hours straight at a movie theater on Christmas Day, making $6.50 an hour. Did it suck? Sure. Did I whine about it? No. Because that’s

Let me fix that opening line for you:

“Chick-fil-A is known for many things: surprisingly addictive chicken, the best customer service in the fast food industry, being closed on Sundays, doing good in the local community, and a dedicated fan-base. Oh, and there’s also a small, loud group of people who boycott the

Sci-fi author Orson Scott Card wrote a lot of the dialogue for those old LucasArts games.  Fun fact.

Have you actually listened to his whole monologue? Or are you just discussing the cherry-picked part that Media Matters wants you to be upset about?

That’s a rhetorical question. It is clear what the answer is.

But nice journalisming, turning a tweet into a whole article. You get a cookie for all your hard work!

But “the idea” you are proposing isn’t backed by evidence. Elliot Rodgers clearly wanted to kill women due to misogyny. But it appears that a lot of these shooters are attacking society at large, and aren’t driven by male/female divides. I don’t believe “hatred of women” is a motivating factor for most of them.

An elephant ear is a big, mostly-flat piece of fried dough sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar.  It is bigger than a dinner plate - about the size of an elephant’s ear, you might say...

This is all fun and games until the shoe is on the other foot. Imagine a swing in politics in 15 years (which seems to happen regularly) where suddenly people who donated to a Democrat are demonized. There are calls to boycott their companies. Why? Because they spend money supporting abortion, which is killing a

We were on a choir trip when I was a sophomore in high school, and we ended up at a “mall” in St. Louis for dinner. A bunch of us convinced our choir director, Doris P., to eat with us at Hooter’s. She had no idea what it was and seemed horrified once we all sat down at our table.

To my shame, I snuck away from the

I had to stop reading, because - seriously! - you all have terrible taste in candy.

Red Starbursts are garbage?! Your opinion is garbage! Red are best, pink are second, and the other two can be thrown on the floor for a kid to find. Everyone know this is true. That’s why they sell packages of just red ones, but they

1. Cocaine Mitch’s PR person never said “boys will be boys.” That’s a quote from a news source trying to paraphrase what the PR person actually said. They actually said these were high school kids who had nothing to do with their event, but they condemned the photo.

2. AOC “quoted” the fake quote as if it was what was

Luby’s and Furr’s were soul sisters. Both were/are cafeteria chains with trays of food ladled out by women in hair nets.

I loved both places, but they don’t exist in the Pacific NW.