In my house growing up it was ham with butter on white bread.

An important caveat to your sandwich rule: no pre-wrapped sandwiches from a gas station or other quick-service store.

I went to see a screening of John Carter when it came out (we got in because my father-in-law was named John Carter) and our seats were in the handicapped section since my f-i-l had to sit on a walker.…

I only order it for my vegetarian daughter.  When I get Panera I tell her $7 is her limit, and she often chooses the half sandwich with a baguette.  I don’t understand it either.

I try to eat for $5 or less. Sometimes I’ll splurge and go up to $10.

I also have five kids, so the cost of individual entree’s adds up fast.

I went to see the movie “Arachnophobia” in the theater and bought some nachos to eat while watching it. About 20 minutes in, I dunked a chip into the little cheese cup and the chip hit something.

My brain immediately knew that there was a spider in the cheese. Maybe the spider was on the nacho tray and the employee…

Almost every restaurant on this list is too expensive for many consumers. I took my daughters to Qdoba last week and a bowl of nachos cost $9! That’s nuts. Just chips and queso was $4.50.

If it was a sit down restaurant with full service, I could understand. But for a place where you stand in line like a cafeteria, it…

When I worked at AMC a long, long time ago, we would make our own special popcorn for employee screenings. There was a button you pressed to dispense flavored oil for cooking the corn, and we would push it twice, making the final popcorn extra greasy and flavorful. Then we’d double the flavored salt.

It was fantastic. …

Cordial cherries are a fruit and chocolate treat. And they are room temperature.

Boom.

Copying and pasting the same response sure did convince me I was wrong!  You win the internets!

That *is* a political statement.

Salty. Name-calling really gets your point across.  I don’t have to say anything else, because anyone reading this can see which of us is irrational.  Feel free to have that last word you accuse me of wanting.

So you’re fine with a bakery not making cakes for a gay wedding, then. Right?

“But the moment you try to curtail other people’s right to do something that isn’t hurting you, you’re a bigot and need slapped down permanently.”

A gay couple not getting a wedding cake isn’t hurting you, so you’re a bigot and need to be…

Taco Time’s potatoes are just tater tots with a sprinkling of seasoning. They’re okay, but not as good as the Ole’s.

What I miss is when Taco Bells in Portland had Mexi-Nuggets. Those things were amazing and similar to Taco John’s product. But they replaced them with dry, bland, “fiesta potatoes.”

“Publicly discriminatory practices.”  That is not accurate at all.  None of the company’s practices are discriminatory.  They donate money, which is something very different than having discriminatory practices.

She is making clearly anti-Semitic statements.  That, in itself, foments violence.

Every single money decision you make affects your own bank balance and the bank balance of someone else. “Don’t go to the chain movie theater, because the hard-working people at the independent theater deserve your money!” “Don’t get a milkshake from a fast food place because the person running their own diner down…

In other words: I made it up. I made up the “fact” that Chick-fil-A has agreements to sell in high schools.

The truth: Chick-fil-A makes great fast food at a decent-ish price and has the best customer service of any restaurant chain.  Hands down. 

Maybe - just maybe! - the teens understand that they are buying a sandwich, not a moral issue.

They had breakfast Lunchables already. Mini pancakes and waffles with crumbled bacon and syrup for dipping.

They were okay, but a lot more messy than crackers-n-cheese Lunchables.

I’ll try these.  I bet my kids will like them.

You are dead wrong about Sour Patch Kids. Each color has a very distinct flavor and, objectively, they rank from worst to best like this:

Everything else - worst
Red - best

It’s not even close.  Why do you think Swedish Fish sells packages with only the red ones included?  It’s the same base candy.