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Billy Barty
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That’s a load of nonsense. There’s no middle ground, at least in America. Either it should be legal to kill the life in a woman’s womb or it shouldn’t. Two choices. Your argument makes no sense.

And there doesn’t need to be a “pro-choice extremist group” out killing people because pro-choice people kill 300,000 humans

Buyer beware: I bought this microwave and there is no legitimate way to keep your kids from starting the microwave with their voice. Either voice controls are always on for everyone, or they are always off for everyone.

Seeing how my Echo sometimes mishears or turns on when nobody intended for it to, I couldn’t take

Buyer beware: I bought this microwave and there is no legitimate way to keep your kids from starting the microwave

Since you’re a fan of letting one group dictate their beliefs via law on the masses, you won’t mind if the Mormon church enacts some laws - some Pigovian taxes, if you will - on behaviors it thinks are detrimental to society.  Right?

It requires no mixing. You simply mix a pouch of Velveeta...”

Yeah.

This was about *me* feeling bad for holding up the line. I realized, in the moment, that I had caused a disruption in the normal flow and made other people wait longer.

I didn’t feel judged by them - just by myself.

This statement makes me immediately dismiss anything else you had to say: “since pads and tampons continue unjustly to cost money.

Are the companies that make these products supposed to give them away for free? Should other health-related disposable goods also be free? Toilet paper? Band-aids? Condoms?

The truth is, it

I did this and they acted really annoyed and had to call a manager over to authorize the transaction. It wasn’t pleasant, and I held up the line behind me.

Be warned.

SPOILER ALERT!

For those of you have seen the movie (I watched it last night), please come up with a creative filler for this plot hole:

In the ice room, they had a key stuck inside a block of ice. Their solution was to use their body heat to melt the ice, which doesn’t really make sense. However, just behind them was a

It’s a charge so darkly ironic that it’s almost laughable, absolving the organization of its sainthood...”

Sainthood?  That’s a bizarre way to describe an organization that kills babies.

That’s dumb.  Gamers like Doritos.  Next year can the list include “New Wasabi flavored Doritos don’t taste very good?” because of the overlap between gamers and snack chips?

I haven’t tried it for video gaming, but I use an oil called MotionEase (or is it MotionEaze?) that is rubbed behind the ears when I travel and it seems to work wonders.  It is cheap and in tiny little bottles at drugstores.

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If you’ve never heard it, let me introduce you to the most haunting song I’ve ever heard: “June 18, 1976" by Pedro the Lion. It tells a short story about a girl giving birth, then immediately going to the roof of the hospital and jumping off.  The whole song is haunting, but the chorus, which says simply “Speeding

They don’t seem uncomfortable to me at all. In fact, they seem to be doing what journalists are *supposed* to be doing: reporting the news without commentary on their personal feelings.

Compare this to videos from other news outlets when it became clear that Trump won the 2016 election. Those “journalists” clearly

Salty got it wrong this time. You shouldn’t tip *anyone* making you a coffee. They get paid a regular wage and are literally doing their job when they make the coffee.

You don’t tip the concession stand worker at the movie theater for getting you popcorn and a drink, do you?

Do you tip the drive-through worker at

I never leave them in the playroom. They’re really well behaved (which wasn’t easy to achieve, but has been worth it) and don’t melt down. My youngest is seven and my oldest is 17, but back when my youngest was born I had a newborn, a 1-year-old, a 5-year-old, an 8-year-old, and a 10-year-old.  My wife worked night

The best tip to survive IKEA: be poor.  When I go in, I literally can’t afford any of the things I want, so I only end up getting what I started out looking for.  And that’s with five kids with me!  (They are why I am poor.)

This article is really, really stupid. If it weren’t for capitalism, you wouldn’t have a computer to type this on, Gita. Or internet service to broadcast it. Or your nice phone or clothes or ... anything. You’d be in a crappy barter system with your neighbors, trading their corn for your chicken eggs. If that sounds

This is invalid because they didn’t have the barbecue sauce to dip in. That is the glue that holds the whole experience together.

I received three packages about two weeks ago addressed to someone I’d never heard of at an address similar to mine. I called Amazon and they conference-called the person who ordered the items (they were a gift, so the purchaser wasn’t the recipient). He helped me figure out where the person actually lived and I

I speak from a place of actual knowledge, so hear me out.

Some chiropractors are quacks. I went to one once (he was actually a kinesiologist/chiropractor) and he pushed on my chest while I held a can of green beans, then told me I had a sinus infection. He told me to take expensive pills made from animal offal.

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