Have you thought about changing your name to Blood_Ack? I hear they all love dumbass names like that.

His characters are all spliced with shark genes. Lose one tooth, two grow back.

So, all the women would be hobbled with only one foot, while their torsos flopped helplessly around their hips?

Basically. Boy, Viceland's sure set themselves up for an immediate smash hit!

Dude, your avatar looks just like my, uhh…

Featuring EXTREEEEEEEEME, beloved anti-hero, Bloodsplode™?

*Survivable female waistlines not included

Do you write all of Snoop's correspondence, or just the cards?

That they can remember, yes.

Maybe. Does it come with a Stan Lee cameo?

"…Steve Ditko!"

In Trump's Russia, however…

Thank god I'm not alone here. I was stunned by how little I cared for Anomalisa, as both a Kaufman and stop-motion animation fan.

Are you suggesting landing a role in an actually funny comedy is equally hard?

One more Horrible Bosses movie ought to cinch it.

"Go ahead and laugh, Homer."

I mean this sincerely: Even long after the film's release, the marketing for Deadpool is still just killing it.

Same. All I have to hear is that word from the sentence to laugh. Just like when he explains to Marge that he deliberately defied the rest of the jury in order to keep getting a free hotel room and food. "…And that's why we had Chinese food for lunch." The "lunch" cracks me up exactly the same way.

I don't begrudge him that, I'm just pretty confident he must get offered better projects once in a while.

Really? We have to be snobs about _____ now?