"Go ahead and laugh, Homer."

I mean this sincerely: Even long after the film's release, the marketing for Deadpool is still just killing it.

Same. All I have to hear is that word from the sentence to laugh. Just like when he explains to Marge that he deliberately defied the rest of the jury in order to keep getting a free hotel room and food. "…And that's why we had Chinese food for lunch." The "lunch" cracks me up exactly the same way.

I don't begrudge him that, I'm just pretty confident he must get offered better projects once in a while.

Really? We have to be snobs about _____ now?

I would love to hear her deliver the line, "Gentlemen: Suck my dick."

Well, if you're not gonna use all that liquor…

And this movie sounds like what we all get when Jason Bateman keeps agreeing to terrible-sounding scripts.

Wake me when they make it to Stage 4: Horror.

"You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love Is…". It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married."

He teaches Han how to sew his vest out of hemp?

…I'm going to allow this.

I am not a multitasker…!

I'm one of those special snowflakes who can be concerned about the premieres of two shows at once!

I see we've already be-fowl'd this comment section with another pun thread.

…I'll drive.

CLOSE ENOUGH! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND NOW!

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

Well, that makes one of you.

Snyder & Co. have repeatedly demonstrated how few fucks they have for these iconic characters. Their treatment of Olsen slots right in with it.