I'm using a broad patently wrong definition here. Fixed.

Um. We're calling Run-DMC "gangsta?"

I bet he doesn't even have a license for that.

For Wal-Mart, getting this case dismissed is gonna be Tougher Than (Fake) Leather.

These days, he's not so punchable. He's totally 'roided-out and he's got one of those "third-degree burn victim" facelifts.

I sure enjoy watching them play that sport, and the weather!

Can he ever!

"Nurse, prep the OR. We've got another NCIS-related cutter."

It's this great new lawn game; you probably haven't heard of it.

So, you're telling me I actually lucked out. Whew.

It's 'round-the-clock bocci ball. What the fuck have I done?!

Too slow on the draw, I was. Nicely done.

I dunno, after Trump's win was official, I went on a grief-fueled premium channel spree. ESPN24?! What the fuck is that even?!

*Gasp* You're bulimic?

Comcast On Demand has the shittiest interface name something.

And then we shall beat them to death with their own lutes!

This thread's already a Sham. Poo, man. Just pure poo.

Okay, now you're really Forcing it.

There's no way I can read this in anything other than Nic Cage's voice.

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