And they watched it for seven seasons, even after its captain and helmsman turned into fucking salamanders upon acheiving warp 10.

What's Orion for, "Duh!"?

But that one guy had a sword THAT WAS ALSO A GUN! Are you fucking made of stone?!

It's fucking Star Trek, goddamn it! Stop talking about it like it's your bastard, red-headed stepchild, CBS!

…I'm going to allow this.

You got ze first comment on this… I shouldn't have stopped for zet haircut.

I want a cool bar, too! :(

I thought that went without saying. Village Green is an out-and-out fucking masterpiece.

Nobody's taking that bet.

That they voted for Trump.

They really were the original Noel & Liam Gallagher!

:(

Yeah, I mean, it's not so fucking hard to grasp, is it?

You can't blame Aerosmith for them, not when there's a perfectly reasonable explaination involving Satan.

Subtle? Dream on.

They wish it was the Who!

And Prince! Don't forget Prince!

As long as we're rolling along on the fast track to hell, we at least get some good music for the ride.

…I'm going to allow this.

Disqualified for naming an important historical figure.