So, 30 Rock meets Adventureland? Yeah, I'm in.

Face it, the only way to continually retell Dances with Wolves for five films, by way of creepy sex-ponytailed blue aliens, is through brighter projection!

"That's the stupidest advice I've ever heard."
— George Lucas

He really is dead set on inflicting Avatar sequels on us, huh? Until now, I was hoping it was just an idle threat to make us treat our planet better.

A.I.: Artificial… Uhhh…

The snake's officially eating its own tail now.

And Jesus Meme fans? Worst than a billion Hiters combined to form one Super Hitler!

Sony Pictures is proud to present…

I drove the goddamn turtle van around hoping to get into a fiery wreck, killing all of them at once.

Allow me to pile on your trauma by simply saying: Ninja Gaiden, stage 6-2.

Almost as bad as Raphael's completely useless sais.

That's Bay's "style." Make everything as visually overcomplicated as possible in liue of actually being visually striking.

GUYS I GOT CALLED A "BIG TALK" I'VE GOT TO RUN ALONG NOW. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AND GO CUBBIES!

I know it's not NYC, but Chicago's pretty big as far as towns go. And you'd definitely get called out as the assclown skidmark you are.

Praise Allah, it's two mats in one!

Well, I have to tell ya, you didn't really make your argument until "droopy-titted fanfic authors. "

You know who could totally pull that off?

So, you've got family out there, huh?

You sound like a Hela lotta fun.

It's all a lot to Sif through, admittedly.